I am an Emmy nominated Geologist.
Some other things about me:
- I have five wisdom teeth.
- I was deported from Romania at gun point.
- I lie to my parents about how much I love hip-hop.
- I am a prince of the realm at Medieval Times.
- I lived off dumpster diving for 5 months once.
- John McEnroe once told me to go fuck myself.
Hit me up at email@example.com or 021 889 091.
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